Tuesday, July 7, 2015

Shinta-bandler, shinta-bandler, shinta-bandler, shinta-bandler,
Shinta-bandler, shinta-bandler, shinta-bandler, shinta-bandler,
Shinta-bandler, shinta-bandler, shinta-bandler, shinta-bandler,
Shinta-bandler, shinta-bandler, shinta-bandler, shinta-bandler,

Saturday, September 13, 2014

Thnixelphine.  That is all.

No, I have no idea.

Monday, November 25, 2013

Bustatootler.

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Testing

This is a test of blogger.com / blogspot.com integration.  If you've read my previous entries, you won't be surprised to hear that I only use this blog for complete and utter bullshit, and this post is no exce--

Excuse me, my cutlery is calling.

   SPANG! SPANG! SPANG! SPANG!  SPANG SPANG!  SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG!  SPANG SPANG SPANG!

--Sorry about that, they're complaining about the Jet Dry again.  I've told them time and again that it makes them ill, but they keep asking for it anyway.  There's nothing worse than having a fork puke all over your key lime pie.

Thursday, August 28, 2008

Your eyeballs are too fat.  They need to go on a diet.

Saturday, July 19, 2008

Your mama's butt's so big, you gotta spell it with four T's:  butttt.

Tuesday, June 3, 2008

Blizm-flop.